"NOBODY KNOWS ME," WAILS LAMPY "ORNERY" IN DESPAIR

"I've come to the Graduate Dinner" said James Montgomery Flagg to a CRIMSON reporter last evening "every year since I was made an ornery editor--that's Lampy for 'honorary',--but nobody ever knows me.

"Nobody ever knows me and I don't know them. Perhaps that's because they graduate too often. Nobody knows me, and I don't know them but they always treat me like a gentleman.

"Of course I'm coming next year!"