OUR INTELLECTUAL ARISTOCRACY

Is it the size of the New Lecture Hall or the courses given there that makes the following a necessary concomitant of even the most interesting lectures delivered in that auditorium?

"H'lo."

"H'lo."

"What time's it?"

"Six past."

"Start pretty soon."

"Yeah."

"You as tired as I am?"

"I'll say so."

"Got a note-book?"

"No. Never bring one."

"S good idea. Widow'll get you through."

"Yeah. What you get in Psych.?"

"C. I went up and gave the prof. a long line about pro and he raised me."

"Good idea."

"Yeah."

"What's he saying? "The balance of trade must be maintained by--'. That sounds good."

"Know what it means"

"No. You?"

"No."

"Great weather out."

"Yeah. Rain tonight maybe."

"S right. Spoil the meet tomorrow."

And so on until--

"Yeah. Seen Jack today?"

"No. See him at lunch."

"Gee, these seats are hard."

"I'll say so. 'S time?"

"Five of. He won't let us out yet."

"No chance."

"What'd he say? Exams?"

" 'S all right. Got three weeks yet. Haven't cracked a book this year."

"Attaboy, Fox him."

"Righte. . . . There's the bell."

"Next week we will consider the emoluments to be obtained--.

"Let's go!"