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TERRIFIC BATTLING EXPECTED

Lampy Warriors to Show Baseball As it is Not Played.

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Hostilities will be resumed on Soldiers Field this afternoon when Lampy's warriors will cross bats with the CRIMSON red-ink slingers in the 23th annual historic clash. In order to provide sufficient space for the thousands of spectators who will tramp across Anderson Bridge to witness the downfall of Trainer Ibis charges, the distance between bases has been materially shortened, and much heavy hitting is to be looked for. Realizing the chances they are taking, the Battalion of Death has volunteered to umpire.

Out of the kindness of its heart the CRIMSON has sacrificed its mainstay in the box in order to allow the funny men the opportunity of seeing the first sack. It is expected that the game will be tight, as E. A. Hill '19 is to be on the mound for the CRIMSON.

The game will commence promptly at 5 o'clock. Proctors are to be sent out by the College Office so that men taking the early finals will be at a disadvantage.

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