THE NEW SCHEDULE

Joy to the Men of Yaphank! The College Office announces today that the special mid-year examinations will be held from December 18 to December 24, inclusive. The new military figures may return to their respective homes to take a much-needed rest before entering the third camp, and during that period of vacation no bugbear of tests to come will hang over them. The traditional antipathy of undergraduates toward the Office will certainly be effaced--temporarily, if not permanently. Benevolent rulers are now enthroned in University Hall, who minister to the needs of their subjects. The greatest of all needs was the force to push that examination schedule back just one week. Salaams before the door of University 4 are now in order by each of the forty-five men who will make up the University quota at Yaphank or some mysterious Federal camp. If unexpected pleasures are the sweetest, the announcement this morning contains one hundred per cent. saccharine matter. But out with those books. The days are more than nigh.