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Crimson Victory Postponed

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The Lampoon has chosen to postpone its overwhelming defeat at the hands of the CRIMSON forces until Thursday afternoon. The mobilized might of the CRIMSON seven will then sweep down the Stadiumrink with irresistible power and overcome the audacious dwellers in Bostreate.

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