SPEEDY DEATH FOR FUNNY MEN

If the skies are blue and all is fair, the Lampoon ball team will meet degrading death at the hands of the CRIMSON Clouters on Soldiers Field this afternoon at 2.30 o'clock. While not over-confident, the news-gatherers are absolutely certain of victory.

A lusty band of CRIMSON candidates spent all last night rolling the gridiron with a beer-keg, so that the ice will be in perfect condition for today's contest. The result was all that could be expected.

The usual large and proficient band will represent the CRIMSON, with S. S. Hall as premier pill-heaver. The Bow Street Gang, on the other hand, is a surprisingly weak-kneed lot, and little is expected of them. "Special Delivery" Wentworth will issue free passes and round-trip tickets from the twirler's mound, "Hank Gowdy" Smith completing the battery.

Tickets at two bits each are on sale at the CRIMSON Office, but these will not be necessary for admission.