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Prince Wa-bu-Wa-bu, the pride of Oksgptgmfp, and master of all living dodgers, is now resting quietly at the Hotel de Gink, in preparation for the grand and stupendous festival which will be held for the Seniors in the baseball cage tomorrow night. It is with great pride that the committee announces his presence as one of the chief features in a program which should inspire even the most blase to deeds of might.
All Seniors, accompanied by the product of ten months hoarding, and a fifteen piece (much larger than ever before) band, will march off gaily from the Yard at 7.30, to the tune of "Tipperary" (by special request). Every Senior who survives this afternoon's scenes at the Widener Memorial Library, should be on hand to have a chance at the free refreshments and big prizes.
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