LAMPY STOOPED TO CONQUER

The Lampoon won a toe on the Bachelder-Phillips Hockey Trophy yesterday by a combination of chance, chicanery and malpractice never before paralleled in the annals of the sport. Represented by a proxy team, the humorists made two goals while the Crimson underwent an afternoon of infecundity. In--checking, grace, shooting, falling--in fact in all the finer points of the game the Crimson players were far superior to their rivals. As the heat of the battle made the ice too soft for skating after only nine minutes had elapsed, it was decided to play a rubber in the near future.