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WHAT HO! LIGHTS!

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No longer will late wayfarers be compelled to wend their course in pitchy darkness, and never more will Lampy be able to use the "pseudo-lamp-post" as humor for its picturesque cover. These same pillars of illumination have burst gloriously from the embryo, the Gay White Way now dominates our nocturnal existence, and the twenty-four hour day is successfully innovated.

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