Straight Tips Superfluous

This afternoon at precisely 3.29, or thereabouts, the CRIMSON sphere-tossers will stack-up against Lampy's fan-boys. Zealous candidates have been unable to secure any line-ups for the game, as the positions are in such demand that the captains will not dare make their choice known until the squads reach the scene of the gruelling contest. Nine huskies will then be picked from each squad, and the game will be on. No one has as yet been found willing to risk the brutalities likely to overtake the umpire, but Mr. Beach, representing the University Press, and "Mac," a CRIMSON scrivener of renown, have agreed to act as attorneys-on-the-field to intercede with the umpire. The arena will be the Freshman diamond. Bubbling beer will be used to resuscitate the contestants who will be festooned with appropriate colors to designate to which fraternity they belong. The numerous spectators that will undoubtedly attend, are requested to remain some distance away.