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Better Late Than Never

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Ready for battle under any condition last evening, the undaunted CRIMSON seven, in their newest bathing suits, awaited the delinquent joke-heavers. Be it recorded to the shame of the pun-producers that their noble opponents and the vast concourse that had assembled in breathless expectation were doomed to disappointment.

With their usual magnanimous spirit the CRIMSON board has decided not to claim the default, and stands ready to defeat any aggregation that the University Comic is able to produces. We repeat, the score will be--CRIMSON 28, Lampoon I.

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