Not Yet But Very Soon

As we have said, not yet but very soon, the CRIMSON hockey team will hold the inter-paper championship. The method by which this happy circumstance is to be brought about is the crushing defeat which will be administered to the University jokesmiths in the Stadium this evening at 7.30.

Although to the many undergraduates who have been looking forward to this great event, it is evident that the funny fellows have taken unfair advantage by holding secret practice, the CRIMSON team will emerge from the battle victorious by the score of 28 to 1.