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The annual CRIMSON-Lampoon baseball game yesterday afternoon was called at the end of the ninth inning because no one had remembered to keep the score. The final score was probably 9 to 9 in favor of the CRIMSON. If the joke-smiths had been willing to continue the game, the CRIMSON sluggers could easily have increased their lead.
The feature of the game was the grand ninth inning rally of the CRIMSON ball-tossers. At the beginning of the final half the score stood 9 to 4. By hard hitting and clever base-running the CRIMSON team succeeded in bringing five runs over the pan. Then the ha-ha boys, enraged at seeing the game slipping from their hands, doctored up the score, and refused to continue to play. The Lampoon pitcher was carried fainting off the field on account of the terrible ordeal he had been through, and the sun set on another CRIMSON victory.
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