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E--li, poor E--li,
We grieve for you;
E--li, poor E--li,
You know we do.
It won't a--vail you
To "boo--la boo"
Since Har--vard's line
Is staunch and true.
We would con--sole you
If we but could,
But you know
As we know
"Twould do no good.
Your bull--dog is groan--ing,
He can't keep from moan--ing
At the sight of the Crim--son hue.
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