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After much solicitation the CRIMSON has consented to win its annual victory at 3.30 o'clock this afternoon on Soldiers Field over the collection of joke exhumers, known as the Lampoon baseball team. This concession has been wrung from the CRIMSON by the urgent appeals of disappointed subscribers to the Lampoon, who as a compensation for their wasted dollars will be admitted free to the game.
The only value of a prospect would be to guess the size of the score. There are fourteen CRIMSON heavy-hitters, and only nine places on the team. The "Lampoons" are also good batters, and pull down the high balls in good style.
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