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His nose has passed the Rubicund, they said of a toper.

This is a prima donna. She is in a dress made by Worth. This is about all the worth she has. She cannot sing, but she kisses in G minor. She is performing a hymn; some notes are so soft that you cannot hear them. These are her best notes.-[Music.

At a German ball. Lieutenant-"Did you not say your father has an estate in Silesia?" Young lady-"Yes, and two in Pomerania." Lieutenant-"And can you still doubt my love?"

An Irish reformer, noticing that in railroad accidents the rear car generally suffers most, proposes as a remedy that the rear car be hereafter left off altogether.