"Why Don't Harvard Win?"

The Springfield Republican prints the following suggestive article on Harvrd athletics:

"Why don't Harvard win?" is the question now agitating Harvard. Simply because her players do not play well enough. Why don's they play well enough? Because they are not well enough trained. Why are they not well enough trained? Because they have no capable trainers. Why have they no capable trainers? Because their graduate experts are not disposed to give the benefit of their experience. Why so? Because the average Harvard undergraduate knows it all. You can't tell him anything. That is one reason why Harvard don't win.