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SHOOTING AT YALE.-The funny man of the Yale Record, laboring under a bad attack of Dr. Carver, and the midyears combined, produces the following:

ALUMNI HALL. PERFORMANCE EXTRAORDINARY.

Not to be outdone by Dr. Carver, Professor Marcus Low has decided to attempt the unprecedented feat of flunking 6,000 men in six days, as we as attending chapel every morning in the week.

He will use for this purpose

FIVE LARGE CALIBRE GREEK TRAGEDIES WITH GERMAN NOTES.

His object is to "break up" the entire catalogue list every day. The students, played upon long benches, will be rapidly projected by an automatic application of pins. The professor will fire a question at each one and undoubtedly get the drop in every instance.

[Those "Flunked-dead" will be carried out at the close of each session. Those who are only "rattled" will be reserved for a second trial.]

The choir will occupy the gallery and furnish selections when any of the victims show signs of intelligence.

Seats reserved for College widows and he Faculty.

Tickets with a coupon admitting to Peabody for sale by the College Treasurer.