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"SING HEY FOR REFORM!"

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

(ALLEGRO.)"Oh! 'tis hey for reform!"

Sang the faculty brightly,

"Why, we all must conform

To this age of reform,

Let's make it quite warm

For athletics unsightly!"

"Oh! 'tis hey for reform!"

Sang the faculty brightly.

(ANDANTE.)"Everyone's in a rage,"

Next the faculty chanted,

"Tho' our plans were so sage

Everyone's in a rage,-

We're ahead of the age

So our views are supplanted,

Go to!" In a rage

All the faculty chanted

H.

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