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Professor Dignitatis (meeting Toddlekins somewhat full): - "Mr. Toddlekins, is it possible, sir? This really makes my heart ache."

Toddlekins (compassionately): - "'Shat so, P'fessor? 'Pon m'soul, sir, 'fraid that's very bad sign. Only makesch my head ache. Try Poll'narish, sir." - [Chaff.

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