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STANZAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN REJECTED FROM THE HARVARD HERALD.

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

With fingers batter'd and sore,

With eyelids heavy and red,

A rusher sat on the cold, damp ground,

Holding his dizzy head.

Rush! Rush! Rush!

Were the words he said o'er and o'er,

And still with a voice of sorrowful hush,

He sang, "Harvard will tackle no more."

- Yale News.We suppose there is a "grind" in the above; will the News please explain its joke?

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