News
Harvard Quietly Resolves Anti-Palestinian Discrimination Complaint With Ed. Department
News
Following Dining Hall Crowds, Harvard College Won’t Say Whether It Tracked Wintersession Move-Ins
News
Harvard Outsources Program to Identify Descendants of Those Enslaved by University Affiliates, Lays Off Internal Staff
News
Harvard Medical School Cancels Class Session With Gazan Patients, Calling It One-Sided
News
Garber Privately Tells Faculty That Harvard Must Rethink Messaging After GOP Victory
BY OUR POETICAL EDITOR. - AMENDED BY OUR CYNICAL EDITOR.
CLEAR and cold, while 'neath the starlight
Swiftly flying o'er the snow
(Comes a numbing, dead sensation
Over every chilly toe).
From the runners, feathery cloudlets
See the whirling snow-dust fly
(While the tears in slow procession
Drop from every smarting eye).
In this wintry world, my darling,
With the stars we are alone
(Save the presence of a fretful,
Fat, and freezing chaperone).
See where through the thickest darkness
Dull and red the firelight glows
(From your eyelids flaming scarlet,
And your purple ears and nose).
Ah! the steed is Cupid's charger,
Love's own chariot the sleigh
(No! it's Pike's, and for your moonshine
There's a heavy bill to pay).
FEZ.
Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.