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AFTER THE EXAMS.

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HE sadly bowed his youthful head,

With look and gesture sombre;

"I trusted to my horse," he said,

"So now I 'm hors du combat! "

Acta Columbiana.A MINISTER up at Oshkosh

Cribbed a sermon from Dr. McCosh,

And soared such flights

To philosophy's heights

That his listeners said it was bosh.

University.AT cards, he said, "Let us play kiss;"

And she, "What do you mean ? Oh,

How can you say a thing like this ?"

Then, blushing, to the angry miss

Said he, "I meant kiss-scene-o."

Acta Columbiana.

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