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By a Pitying Sophomore.
FAR in the future, when unfeeling Jones
No more shall rudely summon us from bed,
But morning Chapel come through telephones Instead;
When in the long-desired Sever Hall
We cease to cramp our much-enduring knees
As now, but loaf on rich divans, and loll At ease;
When the Gymnasium, when the swim - but stop -
When nothing incompleted shall remain,
Then may the playful Freshman cease to drop His cane.
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