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AS THE WAG WAGS
Now Cal, he is a silent man,
His mouth he opens not oft;
On great and grave affairs of state
He holds the pedal soft.
But when appear three Princeton men
Whose trousers wide appall,
Our President, he up and says;
"Suspendors quick! They'll fall!"
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