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AS THE WAG WAGS

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

Now Cal, he is a silent man,

His mouth he opens not oft;

On great and grave affairs of state

He holds the pedal soft.

But when appear three Princeton men

Whose trousers wide appall,

Our President, he up and says;

"Suspendors quick! They'll fall!"

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